So, as you know, every finale has to start out with a bunch of activities in Alaska, Hawaii, or Canada that wind up meaning nothing, and this time, we're in Hawaii. A watery Detour sends the BQs reeling into their very first fight ever, which winds up not making them look all that bad, since it sounds like a training video about productive conflict ("I am having my feelings hurt by you right now!" "I acknowledge your feelings, but am also frustrated myself!") To the surprise of absolutely no one, all three teams wind up on the same flight to the final city of San Francisco, where everything leads up to a final task in which you have to guess what your partner said when asked to gossip about other teams. No, really. That's the final task. And because Eric and Pink are nothing if not full of simplistic opinions, she has no trouble at all guessing what he would have said. And with that, Pink -- yes, the lady herself -- manages to pull down the victory for herself and Eric. The BQs nab second, leaving Charla and Mirna in third. The unbroken streak of weirdly unsatisfying All-Star winners of various shows continues, and we are all reminded that if a team would make an incredibly gross victor, you really shouldn't put them on the show in the first place. Fortunately, we can all feel confident that Eric and Pink used the race to solidify and strengthen their entirely nonexistent romantic relationship. Aren't you glad that with all the teams that could have been chosen for an All-Star season, we wound up here?