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Fast times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High: Chris has a crush on his sultry new English teacher (guest voice Drew Barrymore), and she has an indecent proposal for him. Brian s on the faculty as well.

Lois is hired as church organist, but at the service Stewie becomes ill after drinking too much sacramental wine, and congregants think he has been possessed by Satan. So the Griffins hightail it out of town with exorcisers in pursuit.

Chris takes up with Quagmire when he feels neglected by Peter, who coaches Cleveland Jr. to play with him in a golf tournament. Patrick Warburton, Mike Henry, Nicole Sullivan.

In the sixth-season opener, Brian falls in love with a woman he meets in a bookstore, but Stewie urges him to take the relationship slowly, then proceeds to see that he does. This leaves an opening for the lovelorn Cleveland.

With a few tae-jitsu lessons under her black belt, Lois (voice of Alex Borstein) turns herself into Quahog s answer to Xena, cutting a wide swath through the hordes of obnoxious leaf-peeping tourists from New York.

Peter and his pals catch a beer-besotted version of the “Spirit of 76” when a Brit buys the Drunken Clam and turns it into an English pub.

Peter and his pals catch a beer-besotted version of the “Spirit of 76” when a Brit buys the Drunken Clam and turns it into an English pub.

Brian heads to Hollywood to be screenwriter and the others follow when Stewie is chosen to be on “Kids Say the Darndest Things.” Stewie doesn t exactly hit it off with host Bill Cosby but Brian does make his mark in show business.

Peter pays a price when he plays golf on his anniversary---he s struck by lightning. Adam Carolla provides the voice of the Grim Reaper, who guides Peter through his “near death experience,” which leads to a “revelation” concerning Lois.

Peter pays a price when he plays golf on his anniversary---he s struck by lightning. Adam Carolla provides the voice of the Grim Reaper, who guides Peter through his “near death experience,” which leads to a “revelation” concerning Lois.

Meg makes the flag-girl squad at James Woods High. That s “almost a cheerleader,” she boasts, but it doesn t impress the cool kids. Meanwhile, Peter (voice of series creator Seth MacFarlane) develops a severe case of Chris-envy.

Stewie takes a fantastic voyage inside Peter s body to keep his parents from having another baby. Peter gets the idea of adding to the brood after delivering a baby (of course, it s an emergency) and Lois happily agrees. Not so happy is baby Stewie.

Stewie takes a fantastic voyage inside Peter s body to keep his parents from having another baby. Peter gets the idea of adding to the brood after delivering a baby (of course, it s an emergency) and Lois happily agrees. Not so happy is baby Stewie.

Peter finds himself tied to the mob after he buys a car that turns out to be a lemon, and a wiseguy (voice of Jon Cryer) offers lemon aid. Other guest voices include Michael Chiklis (Big Fat Paulie) and Alan King (the Don).

Peter and his neighbors enter a float in Quahog s annual Harvest Festival Parade. They win, but then the trophy turns up missing and the winners all suspect each other of stealing it. Meanwhile, Meg (voice of Lacey Chabert) needs $1100 for a purse.

Meg makes the flag-girl squad at James Woods High. That s “almost a cheerleader,” she boasts, but it doesn t impress the cool kids. Meanwhile, Peter (voice of series creator Seth MacFarlane) develops a severe case of Chris-envy.

Peter stops drinking (but starts smoking crack) after accidentally killing his father (voice of Charles Durning) while drinking heavily at Meg s birthday party. But is the dead man really his father? No, his mother (Phyllis Diller) confesses, he isn t.

Peter stops drinking (but starts smoking crack) after accidentally killing his father (voice of Charles Durning) while drinking heavily at Meg s birthday party. But is the dead man really his father? No, his mother (Phyllis Diller) confesses, he isn t.

Peter survives a health scare but gets a killer bill. So he writes “deceased” next to his name on a form---and is visited by the Grim Reaper himself. How, Peter wonders, did Death get the form? “It was e-mailed to me by your HMO.”

The Griffins are movin on up (to a Newport mansion, specifically), when Lois inherits a “weekend house” from a rich aunt. Robin Leach provides his own voice in a “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” spoof.

Brian and Stewie join the Army. Chris wants to as well but Lois won t let him, so he joins a goth-rock band instead and immediately becomes very surly. Guest voices include Louis Gossett Jr. as the drill sergeant.

Peter builds a men s-only clubhouse after Lois and her friends start hanging out at the Clam. The women soon take that over, too. Meanwhile, Joe has a leg transplant.

Nihilistic animated antics of the grousing Griffins, including dad Peter, who s stupid, lazy and nasty; mom Lois, who s none of the above; teenagers Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who s wise (and a wise guy) beyond his year; and family dog Brian.

Nihilistic animated antics of the grousing Griffins, including dad Peter, who s stupid, lazy and nasty; mom Lois, who s none of the above; teenagers Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who s wise (and a wise guy) beyond his year; and family dog Brian.

Nihilistic animated antics of the grousing Griffins, including dad Peter, who s stupid, lazy and nasty; mom Lois, who s none of the above; teenagers Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who s wise (and a wise guy) beyond his year; and family dog Brian.

Lois runs into an old male friend from school and they renew their friendship. When Peter finds out, he gets jealous, to say the least. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie get themselves stuck together with industrial-strength glue.

Three mini-episodes. In the first, a genie grants Peter three wishes and he ends up being propositioned by Catherine Zeta-Jones (voice of Alex Borstein). Then, exposure to toxic waste gives the Griffins super powers (one per Griffin).

Lois teaches sex education at James Woods High, but is fired when other parents protest, so Principal Shepherd (voice of Gary Cole) brings in a preacher (David Cross) to rap about abstinence. One student who gets the message is Meg.

After marrying a fading child actress who has returned to her native Quahog, Stewie learns to his dismay what adult relationships are all about. Meanwhile, Lois drags Peter to a chick flick and he gets hooked, even deciding to make one himself.

Nihilistic animated antics of the grousing Griffins, including dad Peter, who s stupid, lazy and nasty; mom Lois, who s none of the above; teenagers Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who s wise (and a wise guy) beyond his year; and family dog Brian.

Nihilistic animated antics of the grousing Griffins, including dad Peter, who s stupid, lazy and nasty; mom Lois, who s none of the above; teenagers Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who s wise (and a wise guy) beyond his year; and family dog Brian.

Nihilistic animated antics of the grousing Griffins, including dad Peter, who s stupid, lazy and nasty; mom Lois, who s none of the above; teenagers Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who s wise (and a wise guy) beyond his year; and family dog Brian.

Nihilistic animated antics of the grousing Griffins, including dad Peter, who s stupid, lazy and nasty; mom Lois, who s none of the above; teenagers Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who s wise (and a wise guy) beyond his year; and family dog Brian.

Nihilistic animated antics of the grousing Griffins, including dad Peter, who s stupid, lazy and nasty; mom Lois, who s none of the above; teenagers Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who s wise (and a wise guy) beyond his year; and family dog Brian.

Nihilistic animated antics of the grousing Griffins, including dad Peter, who s stupid, lazy and nasty; mom Lois, who s none of the above; teenagers Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who s wise (and a wise guy) beyond his year; and family dog Brian.

Nihilistic animated antics of the grousing Griffins, including dad Peter, who s stupid, lazy and nasty; mom Lois, who s none of the above; teenagers Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who s wise (and a wise guy) beyond his year; and family dog Brian.

Nihilistic animated antics of the grousing Griffins, including dad Peter, who s stupid, lazy and nasty; mom Lois, who s none of the above; teenagers Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who s wise (and a wise guy) beyond his year; and family dog Brian.

Nihilistic animated antics of the grousing Griffins, including dad Peter, who s stupid, lazy and nasty; mom Lois, who s none of the above; teenagers Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who s wise (and a wise guy) beyond his year; and family dog Brian.

Lois is named artistic director of the Quahog Players and makes Peter the producer of the troupe s upcoming show, “The King and I.” She had to find something for him to do---Peter was complaining about a lack of outlets for his “creativity.”